fetusparty:

why was your bucket on top of our door?

why was you door under my bucket?

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

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Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
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starkandstripes:

OH GOD HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT HOW SHOULD I START

OK THAT IS A GOOD START TIME FOR A BREAK

clothobuerocracy:

datkarkatass:

elevatorgoingdown:

soshootastar:

who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom

 

Only REAL fans remember when Pluto was still a planet B(

pluto bby come back

I have a highschool AU where Pluto is in love with Jupiter but they can never be together because Jupiter is captain of the football team and Pluto is just a lonesome and nerdy planetoid.